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Saturday, January 29, 2005

 

MOAN TONES PHONE HOME

Entertainment, technology, and sex -- can there be a better three-way? Digital Village (the fine tech-and-cyberculture radio show on KPFK, 90.7fm, every Saturday 11am-noon) is reporting that JENNA JAMESON -- one of our fave pornstars/mediamoguls -- is making available the wonderfully-named MOAN TONES for mobile phones. For a price, of course (a little scratch for some snatch, natch). But just a couple bucks, so relax. Digi-Vill says the hot tones will most likely be available overseas first -- since, what a surprise, the Puritanicals, evangelicals and hystericals here in America are not quite as comfortable with the idea. Of course, commerce is truly global now, so Moan Tones will be hard to ignore, and should spread like spunky spores.

With a name like Moan Tones, and a name behind it like Jenna's, this is sure to be a sure-fire hit, and I'm sure other pornsters will copy the idea at lightspeed. What names will they use? Many cell companies are clamoring for my sage advice, so.... let's just say I imagine Mobile Moan, Mona's Moans, and Virgin Mobile Moaners may be on the horizon, Verizon.

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